3/20/2015

Twenty-Four Men Enter, One Man Leaves…


Que en as mas macho—you, or one of 23 other kooks dumb enough to enter the Cocktagon in San Felipe Friday, May 29? The rules for our Wiffle Bat Battle Royale are simple: buy your bat and start swinging in a dick-shaped arena drawn in the sand. Fall out of the Cocktagon and you're done. Drop your bat and you're out. Everything and everyone else is fair game in what usually proves to be the funnest three minutes in Mexico.

McGoo will start selling bats right after Circulo de la Muerte finals early Friday evening, and the Cocktagon will rage at sundown. The entry fee is $10 per bat,, and if 24 bats are sold, Biltwell will double the prize pot to a whopping $500 for the last man standing.

Bring your helmet and your outlaw spirit to the Sea of Cortez behind Ruben's Campo on Friday, May 29 and let the games begin…

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